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You're not thriving. You're not even over-watered. You're a fern in the shower, quietly crisping under indirect existential dread. I'm a Fern in the Shower is a field guide for anyone who's ever been told to ""just bloom where you're planted"" while actively root-rotting. Using houseplants as a surprisingly accurate diagnosis for anxiety, burnout, and the strange ways we try to stay alive, this memoir-in-essays explores: - Why your most supportive friend is actually English Ivy - How depression is just scale insects and everyone says ""just wipe them off"" - The ethics of cutting people off, explained through pruning shears - What happens when you're root-bound in a life you outgrew years ago Darkly funny, painfully honest, and quietly botanical, this book is for anyone who's cried in a Home Depot, named their succulents after their exes, or googled ""can a human photosynthesize"" at 2 AM. Perfect for fans of Allie Brosh, Jenny Lawson, Samantha Irby, and anyone who keeps killing plants but still keeps trying. We're all just trying to turn light into something we can live on.

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