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WARNING: IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF CARGO SHORTS, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU. Let's be honest. There is an ""Old B*stard"" living inside every man over 50. He wants to hoard rusty screws in a coffee can. He wants to yell at the thermostat. He wants to explain to a stranger why their parking is wrong. This book is the intervention. Inside, you won't find boring advice about cholesterol or ""finding your purpose."" You will find a survival guide for the man who is dangerously close to becoming the neighborhood grump. It is time to silence the ""Dad Noise"" when you sit down, throw away the white orthopedic sneakers, and realize that watching the History Channel is not a personality trait. MEET THE AUTHOR: Betty ""Birdie"" Nash is the grandmother your mother warned you about. A former flight attendant during the Golden Age of travel, she spent 40 years dealing with difficult men at 30,000 feet. She knows exactly how to handle a temper tantrum, whether it's from a toddler or a retired husband. She writes for the man who still feels 25 on the inside but is starting to groan on the outside. Her philosophy is simple: You can get older. You can get wiser. But you don't have to get grumpy. INCLUDES VITAL SURVIVAL SKILLS: The ""Dad Noise"" Detox: How to sit in a chair without sounding like you are lifting a truck. The Cargo Short Ban: Why you do not need 12 pockets to go to the grocery store. The ""Fix-It"" Embargo: How to visit your kids without criticizing their lawn. Tech Support Zen: Why yelling ""REPRESENTATIVE"" at the phone will not fix the Wi-Fi. You still have time to be a Legend. Don't let the Old B*stard win.

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