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You're terrible at FIFA. Your mates know it. You know it. Even the controller knows it. You're Playing FIFA Like a Melt is the brutally honest, outrageously funny geezer's guide that finally teaches you how to stop embarrassing yourself every time you pick up a controller. Written in the voice of a fed-up London lad who's watched one too many panic shots and meltdown tackles, this book gives you: Real advice (the good kind) Abuse (the loving kind) Banter (the relentless kind) Survival tips for online nightmares Wisdom for game nights with mates And an emotional education you should've received years ago Perfect for lads who rage at the telly, panic in the box, defend like a pensioner in slippers, and shoot from ridiculous angles because ""you felt it."" Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a savage gift for the mate who still plays like it's FIFA 12, this book delivers laughs, truth, and the occasional slap of reality. You won't become elite. But you WILL stop being a melt. And that's a victory.

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