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OFFER LETTER: Motherhood Operations Role: Default Caretaker Working Hours: 24/7 Probation Period: 365 Days Perks: Messy hair, 4 AM hallucinations, zero sanity, and more love than your heart can actually hold. Congratulations, Beta! You've been promoted! But wait-where is the training manual? Where is the HR induction? Where is the exit clause? If you are a new mother feeling like your identity has been absorbed faster than your postpartum bleeding, if you are tired of being treated like the ""packaging material"" while everyone else focuses on the ""delivery,"" or if you just want to sit down with a hot cup of chai and hear someone finally ask, ""Tu theek hai?""-this book is for you. ""You're Hired, Mommy! The Probation Year"" is not a parenting guide. It is not advice. It is recognition. Written by Pallavi Raj-a lawyer, a mother who survived postpartum depression, and a woman who is still figuring out life, one snack box at a time-this book breaks the ""Mother India"" myth and replaces it with the raw, hilarious, and sometimes heartbreaking truth of the first year of motherhood. Inside this clutter-breaking journey, you will find: The Identity Rebrand: Follow Sneha's journey as she transitions from a spreadsheet queen to a ""sleep hostage"" and ""milk machine,"" only to realize she's gone missing in her own life. The Perfect-Mom Trap: How to survive Shobha Aunty's ""forensic audits"" of your parenting, the toxic glow of Instagram influencers, and the unsolicited advice that follows every bowl of mashed banana. The Marriage Equation: Why ""helping"" isn't enough and why we need partners, not just ""well-meaning"" modern patriarchs who think folding two towels deserves a gold medal. 13 Real, Unfiltered Stories: Along with the author's own experience, 12 brave women share their deepest truths-from the isolation of nuclear families to the quiet victories of choosing themselves again. The Guilt Detox: A powerful manifesto on why perfection is a scam and why being ""present, alive, and trying"" is more than enough. This book is for: The New Mother: Surrounded by family and expectations, yet feeling unseen while her body and heart are still healing. The Father: Who was taught to provide but not always to notice-and who wants to learn how to see differently. The Mother-in-Law: Who survived her own ""overwhelm"" decades ago without the language to name it, and wants to hold the next generation more gently. The Best Friend: Who wants to gift something that says, ""I see you, and you're doing a great job."" Motherhood didn't come with a demo version, but it did come with a community. Whether you're crying in the bathroom, eating cold paratha over the sink, or watching your toddler chew on tape like it's gourmet papad, know that you are not failing. You aren't just surviving the probation year. You are evolving. You are expanding. And most importantly, you are not alone. Grab your copy today and join the sisterhood of real, messy, and magnificent mothers. Because in this job, the salary is paid in giggles and the performance appraisal is written in the stars.

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