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Prepare for the silliest question of the year: Would You Ever Kiss a Cockroach? This laugh-out-loud children's picture book invites young readers into a wildly imaginative, gross-but-giggle-worthy adventure packed with outrageous ""what-if"" questions. Would you kiss a moldy pumpkin covered in crawling ants if it gave you super-duper strength? What about a gas-tastic space alien that could zap you to any planet in the galaxy? Join Louie and his mischievous brother, Stinky the Roach, as they take kids on a silly, interactive journey filled with burping frogs, fishy mermaids, a dragon on a toilet, and fantastical superpowers earned through the most ridiculous dares imaginable. Perfect for fans of absurd humor and playful gross-out fun, this funny read-aloud book sparks creativity, laughter, and big imagination. Designed for children ages 4-8, this interactive ""would you rather"" style story encourages creative thinking, confidence, and family bonding through shared laughter. Ideal for classroom read-alouds, bedtime giggles, and reluctant readers who love silly surprises, this humorous adventure reminds kids that their greatest superpower is their imagination. So... would you ever kiss a cockroach? Open the book and find out!

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THE AUTHOR - John Janezic, a passionate educator for over 28 years, is excited to introduce his third children's book! His earlier works, Because Cockroaches Rule and 100% Loved, showcase his love for igniting and fostering imagination in young readers. When he's not writing, John is an award-winning actor from Arizona who delights children as an interactive storyteller, combining costumes, magic, and puppets. John is a multi-talented performer with over 37 years in theater, film, TV, and professional wrestling. He is also a stand-up comedian, focusing on clean comedy. John lives in Mesa, Arizona, with his wife Jennifer, their four cats, a Degu, and a ball python. For unique, high-energy author presentation inquiries, visit www.johnjanezic.com THE ILLUSTRATOR - Mark Wilson grew up in the creative heart of Burbank, California, where he spent his entire childhood honing his craft and dreaming of one day working for Mad Magazine-a dream that still fuels his humor-filled, character-driven art style today. In 2017, Mark moved to Ohio, where his artistic journey continued to flourish. He's one of four brothers (including a twin!) and comes from a family brimming with creativity. In 2024, Mark married his best friend Jenn, who shares his love for art and imagination. This is the third children's book Mark has illustrated with his friend and colleague John, bringing to life a colorful, fun-loving pair of cockroaches who teach kids not to be afraid of these tiny creatures. Check out Mark's universe of work and projects at markerdoodle.com

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