Where's my Participation Trophy?: An Elder Millennial Memoir

Author:   Paul S. Rothenberg
Publisher:   BookBaby
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9798317825638


Pages:   268
Publication Date:   27 March 2026
Format:   Paperback
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Where's my Participation Trophy?: An Elder Millennial Memoir


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Where's My Participation Trophy? is an elder millennial coming-of-age story told with irreverence, heart, and just the right amount of existential shrug. Paul Rothenberg grew up in a Long Island suburb that was perfectly average in every way -- which, as it turns out, is where some of the funniest, strangest, and most quietly formative things in life happen. Through a series of interlocking personal essays, he explores his patchwork identity: the miracle baby of a Catholic mother and an aging, Jewish, bohemian father; the skinny kid who kept stats like a sabermetrician and prayed that allergies wouldn't ruin his social life; the teenager who learned the hard way that HEAT CLEANS; the kid who didn't quite fit with the popular crowd or the outsiders, but wound up borrowing bits of everyone to build himself. Rothenberg writes with comedic precision and emotional clarity about the friendships that shape us, the awkwardness we try to outrun, the family dynamics that quietly define us, and the universal longing to be seen as somebody -- even if that somebody is just slightly less lost than yesterday. This isn't a memoir about triumph, nor is it a self-help manual dressed in personal narrative. It's a testament to the perfectly average and quietly absurd lives most of us lead. It's a reminder that meaning doesn't require exceptionalism -- just attention, honesty, and a willingness to keep going. Funny, reflective, and surprisingly tender, Where's My Participation Trophy? is for anyone who has ever wondered if they were doing life right, and found comfort in realizing no one actually is.

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Author:   Paul S. Rothenberg
Publisher:   BookBaby
Imprint:   BookBaby
ISBN:  

9798317825638


Pages:   268
Publication Date:   27 March 2026
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Forthcoming
Availability:   Not yet available   Availability explained
This item is yet to be released. You can pre-order this item and we will dispatch it to you upon its release.

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Paul works in technology and lives with his wife and two highly-opinionated kids in Brooklyn, NY.

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