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A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Packed with absurd humour, fourth-wall breaks, anime references, and enough awkward moments to make your soul leave your body, this ridiculous ride proves that real girls never stood a chance. Every girl-from muscle-bound Seraphina to kpop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila-is desperate to win his heart. But there's one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia-his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad's affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn-Chad's Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend-and you've got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia's plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: - A demonic talking pillow with attitude - A feral dog humping everything in sight - A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow - The self-proclaimed ""Toilet King"", Bishop - Kerry and Bishop, a fiercely competitive brother-sister duo And just to spice things up, Chad's Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs-packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that'll have you thinking non-stop, ""WTF am I reading?!"" Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humour and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed.

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