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The story of Passover has never been told like this. From the battle halls of Qo'noS to the coffee houses of Vulcan, Romulus, Bajor, Tellar and Ferenginar, the House of MaqSwel has carried Judaism to the stars - introducing the Qetlop, a weeklong Klingon Passover feast of honor, debate, and combat. Here, the Exodus is not just a story but a way of life for our modern day, a warrior's saga of struggle, strategy, and triumph. Boldly illustrated with the classic blue-ink line drawings of the original House of MaqSwel Haggadahs by battle hardened baristas, this book seamlessly weaves together excerpts from the Torah, Talmud, Mishnah, and Kabbalah (reinterpreted through the lens of Klingon Jewish tradition, of course). It captures the legendary customs of the Qetlop: a hunt for chametz with flamethrowers, the scapetarg, blades sharpened in Tzipporah's honor, Afikomen battles, mikvahs of fire and ice, and fierce Talmudic duels over Moses' tactics and the many Passover traditions of Earth. It is a tribute to all who wrestle with faith, fight for justice, and drink deeply of knowledge-preferably over a strong cup of coffee. This year, we celebrate here. Next year, on Qo'noS! Note: this book does contain AI generated art. Those who finish the 2nd chapter learn how the battle hardened baristas never trained in art, so they relied on crude AI - sometimes with humorous results. Flaws in the actual text, questionable humor, and excellent scholarship are entirely human-made. The author also confesses he did not in fact work with the Klingon High Rabbinical Council. And asks readers to please refrain from actually using matzah as a tactical weapon? CONTENTS: Excerpt from the Klingon Sefer Bereshit The Founding of the House of MaqSwel The Story of the House of MaqSwel Haggadah Excerpt from the Klingon Mishnah Pesachim 10:4 Differences and Similarities in the Klingon Seder: Many Tribes, One People Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud Eruvin 13b and Avodah Zarah 37a Alternatives to Matzah: Klingon Foods to try at Home Battle Jerky (Qa'pla'kek) Savory Meat Crackers (VeQ'bach) Blood Soup Base (Qa'vam Sop) Preparations for the Seder Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud: Pesachim 7b the Seder (Qetlop) Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud: Pesachim 116a the 8 Questions Excerpt from the Klingon Haggadah Kiddush (Shehakol) Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud: Pesachim 106a & 107a, Bava Batra 97b The Klingon Shehakol for Kiddush in Hebrew, Klingon & English Hand Washing Excerpt from the Klingon Zohar III, 10b Excerpt from the Klingon Mechilta d'Rabbi Yishmael Psalm 18:32-34 in English & Klingon Psalm 29:3-4 in English & Klingon Karpas Excerpt from the Klingon Exodus 32:19-20, 26-28 The Blessing of Karpas, in Hebrew, Klingon & English Afikomen Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud Pesachim 108a, Pesachim 116a Psalm 133 in Hebrew, Klingon & English The Opening of the Doors of Faith Excerpt from the Klingon Talmud Pesachim 112a, Sanhedrin 98a Klingon Tikun Olam & Tzedakah to try at Home Closing of the Doors Excerpt from the Klingon Sefer Bereshit 32:25-29 After Word: Counting the Stars Excerpt from the Human Babylonian Talmud, Sanhedrin 98a Appendix: Klingon Passover at Home - Abridged and Simplified by Klingon Rabbis to Reduce Fatalities Qul Loyvo: the Cleansing Fire MeqlaH: Study of Strategy The Hunt for Chametz The Matzah Qetlop Ghop Nej Traditional Klingon Passover Battle Cries (Holiday Greetings) Recipe for Raktajino Annotated Bibliography

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