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""A family. A scandal. And one cat with standards."" In this family, love stories don't end. They just change narrators. And unfortunately for everyone involved, the narrator is Pixel. He lives in a house full of loud humans who keep falling in love, making vows, breaking rules, and acting shocked when consequences arrive. They call it ""romance."" Pixel calls it ""a long-running drama with unpaid staff."" Maude and Elliot are trying to build a peaceful life after the kind of scandal that grows legs and runs laps around the internet. Lena and Damian are learning that marriage under a spotlight doesn't glow, it burns. Auntie Rose is recovering her privacy with the seriousness of a woman who has survived both Europe and public opinion. And Pixel? Pixel is watching. Always watching. From the armrest. From the windowsill. From the exact spot you told him not to sit. When a fresh wave of attention hits the household and one new secret threatens to split the family like a dropped plate, Pixel becomes the only creature in the home with standards, strategy, and the emotional stability of someone who sleeps eighteen hours a day. Because truly... someone had to supervise these people. Expect sharp comedy, tender chaos, and the most honest narrator this family has ever had, because Pixel doesn't do polite lies. He does judgment. He does loyalty. And he absolutely does not approve... unless snacks are involved. The Billionaire's Accidental Vows: Pixel the Opinionated Cat is a hilarious standalone in the Accidental Vows universe, told through the eyes of the only character immune to manipulation: the cat. One house. Too much chaos. One cat trying to keep the dignity alive.

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Mbiganyi Malidza is a Botswana writer who blends romance, fantasy, and survival guides with humor and originality. His characters keep him awake at night, his ancestors occasionally pitch him plot twists, and his readers keep coming back for more laughter, drama, and unforgettable surprises. Once upon a time, in the land of late nights and half-finished coffee cups, Mbiganyi Malidza Dreamt, not from boardrooms or boring rules, but from spilled coffee, late-night giggles, and the kind of ideas polite publishers cross themselves to avoid. Instead of playing it safe, I decided to print romances that misbehave, comedies that walk into walls, and characters who make readers laugh, blush, and wonder why their life isn't this entertaining. If stories are supposed to behave... mine never got the memo. Romance with plot twists spicier than your auntie's secret chili sauce.

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