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SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS Don t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In ""The Big Ass Book of Jokes,"" there s a joke to tell every day about everythingfrom midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians. Why don t women blink during foreplay? ""They don t have time."" Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. ""Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day."" The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage. That s holy water from Rome, says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, This smells more like whisky. "" Isn t that amazing, says Collin. Another miracle! "" A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself. ""The blonde shouts at him, Shut up! You re next! "" A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. That s a very smart dog, says the man. "" He s not so cleaver, says one of the players. Every time he gets""

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Rudy A Swale is a compiler of joke books.

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