The Bidet Bid

Author:   Rachel K Martin
Publisher:   Independently Published
ISBN:  

9798249192754


Pages:   30
Publication Date:   20 February 2026
Format:   Paperback
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The Bidet Bid


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The core of the screenplay, if it can be called that, revolves around a recurring, almost chanting plea: ""wipe my ass."" This phrase, repeated and emphasized, signifies a profound and urgent need for assistance and care. The context reveals that this is not a literal, biological necessity due to gas, but a metaphorical demand for a deeper form of cleansing or resolution. The protagonist expresses a desire for a more advanced, modern solution to this recurring ""problem""-a bidet-indicating a yearning for efficiency and perhaps a release from the more primal, messy aspects of existence. This desire is directly linked to a distant individual, whom the protagonist thinks of ""every day"" and credits with a connection that bridges the physical separation. The relationship, though geographically challenged, is characterized by an intense, almost overwhelming sense of unity, culminating in the declaration, ""we are one / lump of un."" This suggests a shared, raw, and perhaps unrefined state of being, a communal existence that embraces the messy and fundamental aspects of humanity, transcending individual boundaries and the conventional forms of connection.

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Author:   Rachel K Martin
Publisher:   Independently Published
Imprint:   Independently Published
Dimensions:   Width: 13.30cm , Height: 0.20cm , Length: 20.30cm
Weight:   0.041kg
ISBN:  

9798249192754


Pages:   30
Publication Date:   20 February 2026
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active
Availability:   Available To Order   Availability explained
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