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The Holy Scripture of Noisy Nights This book is not a guide. It will not teach you how to stop snoring. It will not cure you. And it definitely will not comfort anyone sharing a bed with you. This book is a parody. A brutally honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of what happens every night when people fall asleep believing everything will be quiet this time. Since humans have existed, there has been snoring. There have been sudden chainsaw noises in the dark. Sleepless partners staring at the ceiling. Careful elbow nudges. And the sentence heard every morning: ""I didn't snore at all."" In 200 holy facts, this book dissects snoring with dry humor and painful accuracy: why it always starts softly, why it always gets worse, why the snorer sleeps best of all, and why the listener becomes an expert in patience, breathing techniques, and silent despair. This is not a joke book full of punchlines. It is satire, observation, and recognition. For laughing. For nodding. For silently agreeing at 3 a.m. The perfect gift book for: - partners of snorers - snorers in denial - couples who ""sleep just fine"" - Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays - Secret Santa, housewarmings, office gifts - anyone who has ever thought about sleeping on the couch Whether as a bathroom book, bedside reading, or late-night entertainment, this book works everywhere humor is allowed - and sleep is optional. Important to know: Satire & parody - not a medical book Adult humor - not for children No sleep advice No moral lessons Just an uncomfortable amount of truth The Bible of Snoring A book for everyone who knows that silence is fragile - and night remembers everything.

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