Overview

The Holy Scripture of Controlled Loss of Control This book is not a guide. It doesn't teach you how to drink. It doesn't warn you about consequences. And it definitely doesn't try to save anyone. This book is a parody. A brutally honest, lovingly exaggerated parody of everything people have been doing with alcohol for centuries - and somehow can't fully explain the next morning. Since there has been beer, wine, and liquor, there have been: good reasons and bad excuses, the firm intention to have ""just one drink,"" and the sentence: ""It wasn't that bad."" In 200 holy facts, this book holds up a mirror. Dry, precise, and painfully accurate, it describes drinking rituals, justifications, loss of control, and that remarkable ability to explain everything logically the next day. This is not a joke book filled with one-liners. It's satire, observation, and recognition. For laughing. For nodding. For gifting. The Bible of Drinking is the perfect gift book for birthdays, Christmas, bachelor parties, coworkers, friends, and anyone who claims they drink ""just for enjoyment."" As a bathroom book, coffee-table read, or after-work entertainment, it works wherever humor is allowed. No moral lectures. No advice. Just a lot of truth, served with irony. The Bible of Drinking. Because control is a nice idea - and one drink rarely comes alone.

Full Product Details

9798232665456

Table of Contents

Reviews

Author Information

Tab Content 6

Countries Available