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WINNER OF THE LITERARY TITAN BOOK AWARD A tense, simmering tale of revenge that builds up to a thrilling, dramatic, and powerful denouement Although members of the Dreadmiller family are unanimously beloved for their charitable acts of kindness and good works in the community, they are, at the same time, not the kind of people anyone in their right mind would ever want to mess with. Just because they're nice doesn't mean they're stupid. Ms. Yvette Cartier, a beautiful wealthy young heiress, deludes herself into believing the world is her oyster and once she makes the critical fumble of trespassing upon the trust and goodwill of the Dreadmillers, to the point where the saint-like sufferance of the family's chief patriarch reaches its breaking threshold, she finds herself in a pretty pickle. And, hoo boy, is she in for a ride! Due to explicit and provocative content, this novel is not recommended for readers under 18 years of age. This book was written for readers who appreciate: (1) novels that break away from the norm (2) books that keep one on the edge of one's seat (3) brilliant depth of character development (4) stories with biting satire and dark humor (5) novels that offer a refreshing critique of modern society The At-Your-Beck Felicity Conveyor is: (1) a psychological thriller with a satirical edge and dark humor (2) a complex novel of revenge, societal critique, and sharp prose (3) a provocative story of class warfare and rich character dynamics This novel is up your alley if you're looking for: (1) a mind-bending plot that engages readers with a narrative that defies conventional thrillers, offering depth and intellectual stimulation. (2) intriguing themes that delve into questions of human desire, greed, and the American dream through a satirical lens. (3) profound insights that enable a fresh perspective on societal dynamics through dark humor and complex storytelling. (4) luxurious language that revels in lush, Joycean prose that enriches the narrative and challenges the reader. (5) an unexpected adventure that follows an unpredictable plot filled with tension and emotional depth, perfect for sophisticated readers. (6) an unconventional storyline that breaks away from formulaic plots with an avant-garde narrative that defies expectations. (7) complex themes that dive into a tale filled with moral quandaries, societal critiques, and a biting look at human desires. (8) intricate prose in a densely written novel that rewards close reading and thoughtful reflection. (9) Satisfying character arcs with detailed character development as the novel navigates a world of sin and retribution. (10) a reading experience not meant for the faint-hearted but rather one that is bold, provocative, and challenges conventional storytelling norms.

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Praise for JAGDLIED: a Chamber Novel for Narrator, Musicians, Pantomimists, Dancers & Culinary Artists ""...a literary roller-coaster ... this tour de force is a thriller of linguistic acuity designed to delight a genuine aficionado of the English language ... a diamond-studded thriller atmosphere ... a compelling, sassy set of characters and conundrums make for a read that is hard to put down ... recommended for literary readers of experimental writings and thrillers which are quite a notch above the standard formula fare."" -DIANE DONOVAN, Senior Reviewer of MIDWEST BOOK REVIEWS (April, 2019 edition) ""...am flabbergasted ... by the magnitude (bigger than Our Bodies, Ourselves) ... by the multi-media Gesamtkunstwerk ambitions ... by the Joycean wordplay ... exuberant code-switching, diction-mixing, blending of disparate linguistic ingredients into previously unknown harmonies and cacophonies. Like Finnegans Wake or The Anatomy of Melancholy ... I look forward to dipping into it for years to come"" -CHRISTOPHER MILLER (AUTHOR OF ""SUDDEN NOISES FROM INANIMATE OBJECTS"") ""... unlike anything I have ever read ... you get immersed and entirely consumed by the events ... a roller-coaster that keeps you on the edge of your seat ... the prose was a feast that satiated my mind, eyes, and ears ... an extraordinary reading experience ... Reading this book will take you on an epic visual-auditory adventure, and is bound to keep you glued to your seat till the very end."" -ONLINE BOOK CLUB ""... a thrilling literary ride ...The term 'page turner' was coined for this book ... To the intrigued reader, beware, this book is quite a dirty sex crazed romp. Conservatives better brace themselves, keep a bible handy, and an open mind because you will hate how much you enjoy the erotic quality of this book. Rarely does a book possess so many winning qualities. Humor, drama, erotica, tragedy and much more. All delivered with expert craftsmanship and a generous dose of thrill ... a very enjoyable and entertaining ride."" -LITERARY TITAN (WINNER OF THE LITERARY TITAN BOOK AWARD) Praise for NOTHING IS MORE: a High Black Comedy in Verse with Music for Six Actors ""... Shakespearean ... Nothing is More ... a satirical black comedy written in doggerel verse. This pun-filled linguistic labyrinth pokes fun at the elitism of the art world and academia while still gracefully tackling large and complex themes in philosophy and aesthetics ... over the top ... a beautifully nuanced unfolding of events ... [Landon] has an incredible grasp of language and wielded it masterfully, filling the script with deft puns and word mashups ...The juxtaposition of Shakespearean language and blatant, sleazy vulgarity set the stage for clever and entertaining contrasts ... the entire script is a string of twisted-up words, heavy philosophical concepts, and multiple levels of meaning ... I loved this play ... because I am heavily into art history and I enjoy clever wordplay ... [I would] recommend Nothing is More to people who have some background in the philosophy of aesthetics and enjoy following numerous metaphysical threads at once."" -ONLINE BOOK CLUB ""... philosophically challenging work ... As many conspire to rebuke ... and uncover the nonsense artist for what he truly is, the schemes take twists and turns to a startling and unusual climax ... Students of both art and philosophy are sure to get a lot out of the ideas discussed by playwright Dolly Gray Landon ... for those who appreciate a critical challenge with plenty of dark laughter, ... sure to bring smirks to lips ... recommended as a powerful intellectual work for a select audience."" -K.C. Finn, READERS' FAVORITE

""This sharply satirical tale exposes the dark side of the American dream and the inevitable consequences of greed.""-NewInBooks.com ""... unique plot line and subtle humor ... never a dull moment ... no putting this book down. I was glued to my couch from the first chapter to the last ... left me yearning for more ... thought-provoking ... amazing ... great read ... an audaciously satirical novel that delves into the bizarre intersections of morality, justice, and the modern consumerist experience ... a labyrinth of moral ambiguities and absurd scenarios ... audacious use of language, filled with intricate wordplay and elaborate descriptions that evoke a sense of the grotesque and the theatrical ... this farce is outlandish, darkly humorous, and not for the faint-hearted or squeamish ... biting social critique ... tailored for readers who appreciate satirical prose filled with quirky humor and rich wordplay ... compelling binge-reading ... unlike anything I have read before ... a psychological thriller that delves into the consequences of greed and moral decay ... a tale of retribution ... leading to inevitable, explosive consequences ... packed with vivid and stylish prose ... with atmosphere and tone at the forefront of every moment ... plenty of biting satire and dark humor that enhances the story's psychological depth and the thrilling descent into retribution as the class war begins to rage between ... characters who leap off the pages ... thought-provoking exploration of the American dream and the concept of entitlement. Landon masterfully creates a slow, simmering tension, leading to a sense of impending doom ... keeping readers on edge whilst also allowing the intellectual themes of the work to sink in ... a must-read for fans of cerebral, satirical dramas packed with nuance and brilliant character work ... anything but conventional ... a literary roller coaster ... explores deeper themes, such as the blurred line between justice and vengeance, the consequences of unchecked power, and society's ethical contradictions ... exaggerated characterizations and surreal situations are sometimes reminiscent of a black comedy, where every character becomes a caricature of excess and eccentricity ... a sharp critique of contemporary culture, specifically, how greed, consumerism, and moral decay intertwine ... not for the faint-hearted ... requires a reader willing to embrace the bizarre and the provocative ... a unique and memorable read ... If you're looking for a story that breaks away from traditional narratives and plunges into the depths of satire with boldness and flair, this book will not disappoint.""-Readers' Favorite ""This sharply satirical tale exposes the dark side of the American dream and the inevitable consequences of greed.""-NewInBooks.com ""... unique plot line and subtle humor ... never a dull moment ... no putting this book down. I was glued to my couch from the first chapter to the last ... left me yearning for more ... thought-provoking ... amazing ... great read ... an audaciously satirical novel that delves into the bizarre intersections of morality, justice, and the modern consumerist experience ... a labyrinth of moral ambiguities and absurd scenarios ... audacious use of language, filled with intricate wordplay and elaborate descriptions that evoke a sense of the grotesque and the theatrical ... this farce is outlandish, darkly humorous, and not for the faint-hearted or squeamish ... biting social critique ... tailored for readers who appreciate satirical prose filled with quirky humor and rich wordplay ... compelling binge-reading ... unlike anything I have read before ... a psychological thriller that delves into the consequences of greed and moral decay ... a tale of retribution ... leading to inevitable, explosive consequences ... packed with vivid and stylish prose ... with atmosphere and tone at the forefront of every moment ... plenty of biting satire and dark humor that enhances the story's psychological depth and the thrilling descent into retribution as the class war begins to rage between ... characters who leap off the pages ... thought-provoking exploration of the American dream and the concept of entitlement. Landon masterfully creates a slow, simmering tension, leading to a sense of impending doom ... keeping readers on edge whilst also allowing the intellectual themes of the work to sink in ... a must-read for fans of cerebral, satirical dramas packed with nuance and brilliant character work ... anything but conventional ... a literary roller coaster ... explores deeper themes, such as the blurred line between justice and vengeance, the consequences of unchecked power, and society's ethical contradictions ... exaggerated characterizations and surreal situations are sometimes reminiscent of a black comedy, where every character becomes a caricature of excess and eccentricity ... a sharp critique of contemporary culture, specifically, how greed, consumerism, and moral decay intertwine ... not for the faint-hearted ... requires a reader willing to embrace the bizarre and the provocative ... a unique and memorable read ... If you're looking for a story that breaks away from traditional narratives and plunges into the depths of satire with boldness and flair, this book will not disappoint.""-Readers' Favorite

Author Information

An award-winning author, Gary Lloyd Noland, also known by the pen name Dolly Gray Landon, was born in Seattle in 1957 and grew up on a plot of land three blocks south of UC Berkeley called People's Park, a hub of civil unrest. He studied music at UC Berkeley, the Boston Conservatory, and Harvard, earning a PhD in Music Composition in 1989. Noland's prolific catalogue includes piano, vocal, chamber, orchestral, and experimental works, as well as full-length plays and chamber novels. His award-winning, 77-hour-long JAGDLIED was named the number one book of 2018. His monumental 39 Variations on an Original Theme in F Major has been praised as a ""titanic achievement"" in the literature for solo piano.

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