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Uncle John's dedicated team of quotationeers have scoured the worlds of entertainment, history, literature, politics, sports, and more to bring you this unique collection of utterances that bear repeating. From silly to profound, from Aristotle to Mr. T, you'll discover insights on such topics as love, sex, conspiracies, boredom, cheese, juggling, and the true meaning of belly-button lint. Here are but a few of the thousands of morsels awaiting you: Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. --Horace In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it's a fact. --Marlene Dietrich With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and sixty. --Jack Nicholson It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' appear. --Douglas Adams I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. --Clarence Darrow If it's called USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? Bam! Busted! --Stephen Colbert Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. --Phyllis Diller

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The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market--Throne Sitters--and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.

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