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Existence is a funny thing. One moment you're going about your life as a messenger to the gods. And the next moment, you're a chair. An actual chair. I had wandered off the beaten path and the consequences were swift and humbling. I'm rescued from an eternity in the dump by a college kid barely old enough to drink. Now I'm at the mercy of a human and Evan is the only hope I have of returning to my old life among the gods. A drunken night changes everything and nothing at all. No matter how much I might like the human, he can't travel to the Otherworld and I can't stay. Our time may be limited, but I'm determined to make the most of it with him. Sit Me Down is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18. It involves intimate relations with a chair and if that doesn't sound like your thing you should probably pick up a different book.

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Sabrina Cross (she/her) is a neurospicy 80's baby from the middle of nowhere Michigan, where she still lives with her cat. She came into her monster romance era early when she fell in love with Beast from the 1997's X-Men animated series. After discovering sentient object romance in early 2023, Sabrina decided to embrace what she calls her 'Hold My Beer' style of writing and gave into the lifelong dream of being an author. When not writing weird monster/sentient object smut, Sabrina can be found hanging out on social media (@authorsabrinacross), reading, or hoarding office supplies.

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