Overview

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the Universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, there is The Ultimate Guide to Sex: Unabridged, Un-Spell Checked, and Uncircumsized, completed in The Year of Our Loins Two Thousand and Ten by Ms Kristen Schaal and Mr Rich Blomquist and subsequently re-dubbed The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex by our publisher in order to sell more copies.* Once absorbed, the lessons contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. Armed with the bawdy wisdom on any given page, you could easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesn't involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a 'mindless sex zombie' would be putting it gently. And perhaps the scariest part: you would be completely satisfied...as would your legions of sexual partners. Are you in? Well, buy this book and let's get to it. * We re a business, dammit! (Ed.).

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'The face of hip and challenging TV'... 'The response from UK audiences to Schaal's distinctive brand of comedy has been hugely encouraging.' -- The Guardian 'Schaal is an outstandingly assured yet vulnerable stage presence' -- The Times 'Schaal's particular brand of humour is insane, life-affirming, silly and above all hugely enjoyable' -- Time Out

'The face of hip and challenging TV'... 'The response from UK audiences to Schaal's distinctive brand of comedy has been hugely encouraging.' -- The Guardian 'Schaal is an outstandingly assured yet vulnerable stage presence' -- The Times 'Schaal's particular brand of humour is insane, life-affirming, silly and above all hugely enjoyable' -- Time Out 'Schaal... turns her scathing wit to the bedroom.' -- Courier Mail, Australia 'The definitive guide to all varieties of intercourse from two Saturday Night Live comedians and sex havers. The perfect gift for your funny sister.' -- Time Out Magazine

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Kristen Schaal is a if.com award-nominated New York comedienne and one of the stars of the alternative comedy scene. She appears as Mel in Flight of the Conchords and is Senior Women's Correspondent for The Daily Show. She is currently working on a series for Channel 4 called Penelope, Princess of Pets. Rich Blomquist is a writer for The Daily Show and Kristen's sexy boyfriend.

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