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LONG LIVE THE KING: LONDONLondon doesn't welcome you. It tests your stamina, your umbrella, and your patience - sometimes in that order. Fresh from the glitter of Monaco, the chaos of New York, the suspicion of Moscow, and the silence of Stockholm, Sebastian von Bulow arrives in London expecting calm British politeness. Instead, he finds a city powered by drizzle, sarcasm, history, and the collective trauma of the morning commute. This is the London you live in, not the postcard version. What's inside: - Borough Market A culinary battlefield of sizzling chorizo, melting cheese, champagne in plastic cups, and elbows sharp enough to cut through the fog. - The Tube The city's underground mood ring: crowded, ancient, efficient, and always one delay away from moral collapse. Rules: stand right, walk left, don't breathe too loudly. - The Weather Sun for five minutes. Rain for five hours. Fog for drama. Drizzle for sport. - Pubs London's emotional support system - part confession booth, part living room, part group therapy session served with chips. - The Monarchy's Quiet Gravity Pageantry, ceremony, balcony waves, scandals whispered over tea. Even if you don't care, the city does. - History Everywhere Roman walls behind office buildings. Tudor alleys beside skyscrapers. Streets that look unchanged since Shakespeare bought a beer somewhere nearby. - Politeness as Combat ""Sorry"" used as threat. ""Not too bad"" meaning emotional crisis. A culture where understatement is a survival tool. The Commandments of LondonSebastian collects the city's unwritten rules: - Walk quickly - Mind the gap - Queue properly - Respect the pub - Accept the rain - Expect nothing to be easy - Laugh at everything anyway A Memoir of Majesty, Madness & British IronyLong Live the King is the sixth volume in the Commandments Series - a sharp, funny, atmospheric portrait of London as it actually feels: ancient, fast, exhausting, proud, ridiculous, inspiring, and occasionally soaked. It's a city that challenges you, changes you, and sometimes cheers for you - quietly, from behind a newspaper. Because in London, survival is an art. And everyone, eventually, learns the performance.

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