Overview
"Learn to...Lie Like Trump Color Edition This hilarious book uses examples of real life situations for how to Lie Like Trump using Trump's most idiotic quotes. This laugh-out-loud funny book is the perfect gift for your Never Trump friends. Pass it around at your next party and watch your friends channel their inner Trump. A section titled Speed Lying encompasses dozens of Trump's most outrages boastful claims. Only the truly pathological liar can repeat them in one breath. Believe me. Everyday situations and the appropriate lie are now at you fingertips. For example: When asked why you don't go to church on Easter or any other religious holiday to celebrate your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ... Lie Like Trump...""I like people that weren't captured...okay?"" Bonus: Includes a comical flip book, watch his nose grow with each lie and his hair flop around and fly away. Sad. This is the gift book you've been looking for to add levity and commiserate with your like-minded friends during this dark time in our history or give it anonymously to the simple-minded."
Full Product Details
Author: Taj Mahal ,
Ejevarilla Marco
Publisher: Boffo Books
Imprint: Boffo Books
Volume: 1
Dimensions:
Width: 12.70cm
, Height: 0.80cm
, Length: 20.30cm
Weight: 0.168kg
ISBN: 9781732758902
ISBN 10: 1732758905
Pages: 122
Publication Date: 30 September 2018
Audience:
General/trade
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General
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active
Availability: Available To Order
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Reviews
Most engaging set of lies lied about in 2018! - New York Tymes We'd be lying if we said this wasn't a liars' book for liars. - Los Angeles Tymes
Author Information
Taj Mahal was named after the failed Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, known as the first casino with a strip club. Unable to afford care for little Taj on her pitiful wages as an emigrant cocktail hostess at the casino, his mother left him with a Christian couple that performed instant weddings for losers. The next day, after receiving a mysterious check for $150,000, his mother left for Slovenia. Sad. Today, Taj runs a televangelical empire using a pseudonym and travels the world in his private gold jet (aka God's Chariot) saving those same losers from worldly vices while making an ungodly amount of money. He is currently developing the first Casino for God where everyone is a winner because all losses are considered a religious charitable deduction. Marcos Ejevarilla was born in Buenos Aires, Argentina. After finishing high school at the prestigious Macedonio Fernandez School of Fine Arts, he and his family immigrated to Mexico. Ejevarilla won a full scholarship to Exeter College, Oxford where he graduated with honors in 20th century Latin American Literature. He returned to the United States and began a PhD in Ecumenical Narrative Fiction at Harvard where he also graduated with honors and upon leaving Harvard, began another PhD in Solipsistic Political Theory at Yale. Unfortunately, Ejevarilla has become overqualified for too many jobs and unable to find work, he presently parks cars at Le Diplomate restaurant in D.C. He's considering a law degree at Georgetown if Lie Like Trump makes him enough money for tuition and for paying legal expenses to get his family out of a Texas concentration camp.
