If I Was a Good Barista: A Handbook of Burnt Fingers, Misheard Orders, and Pretending Latte Art Is a Personality

Author:   Gordon Murray
Publisher:   Independently Published
ISBN:  

9798268315127


Pages:   84
Publication Date:   03 October 2025
Format:   Paperback
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If I Was a Good Barista: A Handbook of Burnt Fingers, Misheard Orders, and Pretending Latte Art Is a Personality


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Behind every foamy latte and perfectly poured cappuccino is a barista just trying to survive another day of endless orders, spilled milk, and customers who insist their ""extra hot, half-caf, oat milk, no-foam mocha"" is simple. This hilarious book serves up 80 sarcastic tips, each paired with a short, laugh-out-loud scenario that every barista (and coffee lover) will find painfully relatable. ☕ The unspoken rule: latte art counts as a personality trait. ☕ Customer translation guide: ""Not too sweet"" means ""add five pumps of syrup."" ☕ Why baristas should get hazard pay for touching 200-degree steam wands. Inside you'll get: ✔️ A witty, sarcastic ""tip"" about the joys and chaos of coffee shop life ✔️ A short, funny real-life-style example Enjoy it one tip at a time on your coffee break-or binge all 80 while pulling a caffeine-fueled closing shift. Either way, this book is your survival manual for life behind the espresso machine. Perfect as a funny gift for baristas, coffee shop workers, café managers, or anyone whose blood type is officially ""cold brew.""

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Author:   Gordon Murray
Publisher:   Independently Published
Imprint:   Independently Published
Dimensions:   Width: 12.70cm , Height: 0.40cm , Length: 20.30cm
Weight:   0.091kg
ISBN:  

9798268315127


Pages:   84
Publication Date:   03 October 2025
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active
Availability:   Available To Order   Availability explained
We have confirmation that this item is in stock with the supplier. It will be ordered in for you and dispatched immediately.

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