I Run, Therefore I Am--Nuts!

Author:   Bob Schwartz ,  B.K. Taylor
Publisher:   Human Kinetics Publishers
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9780736040358


Pages:   264
Publication Date:   06 August 2001
Recommended Age:   From 18 to 99 years
Format:   Paperback
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Author:   Bob Schwartz ,  B.K. Taylor
Publisher:   Human Kinetics Publishers
Imprint:   Human Kinetics
Dimensions:   Width: 15.20cm , Height: 1.70cm , Length: 22.90cm
Weight:   0.431kg
ISBN:  

9780736040358


ISBN 10:   0736040358
Pages:   264
Publication Date:   06 August 2001
Recommended Age:   From 18 to 99 years
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Out of Print
Availability:   In Print   Availability explained
Limited stock is available. It will be ordered for you and shipped pending supplier's limited stock.

Table of Contents

Part I Training: Avoiding the Fall From Pace and Belly Smacking Into the Lactic Acid Pool Chapter 1 Rules to Run By (Heh, Heh, Heh) Chapter 2 Just Call Me Gumby Chapter 3 I'm Treadmill Man, Hear the Hum Chapter 4 Around the Learning Curve Chapter 5 Kenyan Water Aerobics Part II Racing: The Thrill of Victory and the Agony of Da Feet Chapter 6 Runner Mutation Chapter 7 Not So Scarlet Letters Chapter 8 City of Lard, Here I Come Chapter 9 Parade Charade Chapter 10 Introduction to Ingurgitation Chapter 11 Send in the Clowns Chapter 12 Turkey Lemmings Part III The Mind-Set of the Distance Runner: The Plentiful Peculiarities of the Perspiring Fanatic Chapter 13 Trick or Feet Chapter 14 A Streak Isn't for the Meek Chapter 15 Loony Ways of the Wayward Runner Chapter 16 Mind of the Lost Chapter 17 Shoe-Be-Do-Be-I-Did Chapter 18 How Many Virtual Miles Do You Have? Chapter 19 The Runner's Better Half Part IV The Runner's Multiple Skills: Abilities Uncovered in the Unbearable Heaviness of Breathing Chapter 20 Tegla Take Two Chapter 21 Aggrandizement Amplified Chapter 22 Get Your Groove Thing Chapter 23 You Can't Lose Me Now Chapter 24 Exhilaration of Exhaustion Part V Nutrition and Recovery: The Search for the Holy Snail and the Joy of C3—Couch, Chips, Clicker Chapter 25 On My Way Back to Candyland Chapter 26 It's All in the Drool Chapter 27 The Idle Truth Chapter 28 The Missing Drink Part VI The Marathon: Would We Be Doing Any of This if Pheidippides Had Been in Just a Little Better Shape? Chapter 29 Marathon Madness Chapter 30 From the Plains of Greece We Come Chapter 31 Rookie Runner, Hear My Words Chapter 32 The Answer Is Going to Be Yes Chapter 33 Coach Rod and the Zone Part VII Injuries: What Tunes Does the Iliotibial Band Play? Chapter 34 The Endorphinless Runner's Low Chapter 35 Name That Ailment Chapter 36 Run to Glory, or at Least the End of the Block Part VIII Aging Gracefully: If I'd Known it Could Be So Fun, I'd Have Done It Sooner Chapter 37 Lifetime Taper for a Masterous Peak Chapter 38 Which Way Did It Go? Part IX Competition and Effort: I'd Whoop My Grandma in Tiddlywinks! Chapter 39 Battle in the Basement Chapter 40 Nocturnal Decathlon Chapter 41 Yo, Einstein! Recognize a Pattern Here? Chapter 42 Running Matters Chapter 43 Best Laid Plans Part X Motivation: To Thine Own Sole Be True Chapter 44 The Motivator in a Hat Chapter 45 A Very Calculating Man Chapter 46 Procrastinate Now Chapter 47 Twin Theories of Running Resourcefulness

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Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport. Arturo Barrios Five-time world-record holder In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience. Lizzie Wann Editor of Fitness Runner magazine What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing. Colleen De Reuck Professional runner There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities. Susan Kalish Executive Director, The American Running Association Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side! Jeff Galloway 1972 Olympian, 10,000m Author of Galloway's Book on Running


""Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport."" Arturo Barrios-- Five-time world-record holder ""In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience."" Lizzie Wann-- Editor of Fitness Runner magazine ""What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing."" Colleen De Reuck-- Professional runner ""There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities."" Susan Kalish-- Executive Director, The American Running Association ""Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side!"" Jeff Galloway-- 1972 Olympian, 10,000m, Author of Galloway's Book on Running ""I Run Therefore I Am –NUTS!! is a highly entertaining read on every runner’s favorite subject: Running. Considered by many the Dave Barry of running, popular running humorist Bob Schwartz pokes fun at the quirky personalities of runners and the funny situations they encounter in training, eating, racing, preparing for races and revolving their everyday lives around running. Schwartz’s contribution is sure to be a hit with both recreational and competitive runners, many of whom are already big fans of his essays and stories from the many running related publications for which he writes. "" Dick Weisz-- The Chicago Daily Herald ""The master of this genre is the veteran humorist and runner, Bob Schwartz. He has contributed to many running publications, including this one, and now his humorous insights are compiled into this very wonderful and humorous book. But there is more to the book than laughter (of which there is a lot!). Schwartz has been running and writing for years, and mixed in with all the funny stuff are generally valuable insights about all things running. We have a lot to learn from Schwartz’s experience and from his tremendous sense of humor."" New York Runner Magazine


Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport. Arturo Barrios-- Five-time world-record holder In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience. Lizzie Wann-- Editor of Fitness Runner magazine What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing. Colleen De Reuck-- Professional runner There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities. Susan Kalish-- Executive Director, The American Running Association Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side! Jeff Galloway-- 1972 Olympian, 10,000m, Author of Galloway's Book on Running I Run Therefore I Am -NUTS!! is a highly entertaining read on every runner's favorite subject: Running. Considered by many the Dave Barry of running, popular running humorist Bob Schwartz pokes fun at the quirky personalities of runners and the funny situations they encounter in training, eating, racing, preparing for races and revolving their everyday lives around running. Schwartz's contribution is sure to be a hit with both recreational and competitive runners, many of whom are already big fans of his essays and stories from the many running related publications for which he writes. Dick Weisz-- The Chicago Daily Herald The master of this genre is the veteran humorist and runner, Bob Schwartz. He has contributed to many running publications, including this one, and now his humorous insights are compiled into this very wonderful and humorous book. But there is more to the book than laughter (of which there is a lot!). Schwartz has been running and writing for years, and mixed in with all the funny stuff are generally valuable insights about all things running. We have a lot to learn from Schwartz's experience and from his tremendous sense of humor. New York Runner Magazine


<br> Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport. <br>Arturo Barrios <br>Five-time world-record holder <br> In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience. <br>Lizzie Wann <br>Editor of Fitness Runner magazine <br> What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing. <br>Colleen De Reuck <br>Professional runner <br> There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities. <br>Susan Kalish<br>Executive Director, The American Running Association <br> Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side! <br>Jeff Galloway<br>1972 Olympian, 10,000m <br>Author of Galloway's Book on Running <br>


Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport. Arturo Barrios-- Five-time world-record holder In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience. Lizzie Wann-- Editor of Fitness Runner magazine What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing. Colleen De Reuck-- Professional runner There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities. Susan Kalish-- Executive Director, The American Running Association Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side! Jeff Galloway-- 1972 Olympian, 10,000m, Author of Galloway's Book on Running I Run Therefore I Am -NUTS!! is a highly entertaining read on every runner's favorite subject: Running. Considered by many the Dave Barry of running, popular running humorist Bob Schwartz pokes fun at the quirky personalities of runners and the funny situations they encounter in training, eating, racing, preparing for races and revolving their everyday lives around running. Schwartz's contribution is sure to be a hit with both recreational and competitive runners, many of whom are already big fans of his essays and stories from the many running related publications for which he writes. Dick Weisz-- The Chicago Daily Herald The master of this genre is the veteran humorist and runner, Bob Schwartz. He has contributed to many running publications, including this one, and now his humorous insights are compiled into this very wonderful and humorous book. But there is more to the book than laughter (of which there is a lot!). Schwartz has been running and writing for years, and mixed in with all the funny stuff are generally valuable insights about all things running. We have a lot to learn from Schwartz's experience and from his tremendous sense of humor. New York Runner Magazine


Every true runner will get a laugh out of this book. Schwartz does a good job pointing out the wonderful absurdities of our sport. Arturo Barrios Five-time world-record holder In this book, Bob Schwartz captures a unique spirit that every runner experiences regardless of fitness level. His perspective on running--a sport that can cause extreme moments of both glory and pain--is sharp, real, and very funny. Schwartz covers all the basics with a witty voice and a runner's hard-earned experience. Lizzie Wann Editor of Fitness Runner magazine What a delightful book. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I could relate to it through my own experiences. The reading is light and humorous, and it takes a completely different approach to running. Very refreshing. Colleen De Reuck Professional runner There is wisdom behind the laughter! Bob Schwartz makes you smile as he reminds you that behind the science of running, there is a lot of laughs and luck! He encourages the runners with wit and revelations that years of running experience (and inexperience!) provide. I Run, Therefore I Am Nuts will reinforce every runner's love of the sport, and pride in their accomplishments. It's a fun read that I recommend to runners of all abilities. Susan KalishExecutive Director, The American Running Association Most runners take their sport seriously--sometimes too seriously. Bob Schwartz provides a refreshingly irreverent slant on a variety of topics to help keep a more balanced perspective. Take a run on the lighter side! Jeff Galloway1972 Olympian, 10,000m Author of Galloway's Book on Running


Author Information

Bob Schwartz is a longtime freelance writer who specializes in running humor. He is well known to the mainstream running media. In addition to his weekly syndicated newspaper column, he has had hundreds of humorous essays published in national and regional publications, including Runner's World, FootNotes, Fitness Runner, Michigan Runner, New York Runner, Washington Running Report, Tail Winds, Run Ohio, Oklahoma Runner, Inside Texas Running, and Arkansas Runner. Schwartz has been an avid and slightly over-the-top runner for more than 20 years. He has completed countless marathons (but laments that excessive glycogen depletion at the finish prevents him from fully remembering each one) as well as all race distances from the 200 Meter Kids Snowman Shuffle (where he finished second after edging out a four-year-old at the finish line) to an ultramarathon of 50 miles (a feat he has no intention of repeating). Schwartz lives in Huntington Woods, Michigan, with his wife, Robin, and three children. His favorite pastimes are running, laughing, and writing. ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR Once a creative consultant for Walt Disney Feature Animation, B.K. Taylor is now a well-known illustrator and writer. He has contributed comic strips to many publications including National Lampoon, Hot Dog, and Dynamite magazines; scholastic publications; and various joke books. He has also illustrated Sesame Street books and magazine. Taylor's work has been recognized with the Inkpot Award, the Gold Brick, seven Caddies, the Funny Bone Award, and the Ace Award. Taylor lives in Franklin, Michigan, with his wife, Kathleen, and two daughters. His leisure activities include art collecting, traveling, and hiking.

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