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The Only Memoir That Doubles As a Self-Help Book You might think I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... is just another stupid memoir written by some guy trying to get his rocks off. But Leslie's life story is more a how-to book than autobiography-one packed with everything a person needs to right life's wrongs. Inside you'll learn how to get even with jerks, how to get the last laugh on somebody who thought they got it, and how to stick it to the man. And that's just three of the practical life lessons found in this book. Don't even try to imagine the others unless you've also been caught counterfeiting, gone to a prostitute and came home a virgin, or lied to your psychiatrist like Leslie has. If you've ever been pissed off, it's time to read I Pissed In Some Guy's Bottle Of.... And as an added incentive to start right now, the author promises an ending that will leave you speechless.

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"""Rick's wandering mind latches onto subjects firmly on the edge but are actually right in the middle of our daily existence."" Mike Leonard, former NBC News feature reporter ""This book often reads like a comedy routine. (It's) lightheartedness is easy to appreciate."" Kirkus Reviews What others are saying about Rick and His book. ""I pray this book never sees the light of day."" Pamela Leslie, wife ""What kind of a father tells his son to drop out of college to tour with a band? I missed my one chance to become a doctor."" Scott Leslie, concert promoter ""It wasn't easy growing up with him. He spit in my mouth."" Jamie Leslie, music agent ""The best advice he ever gave me was to move far, far away."" Alison Leslie Corkery, Arizona resident ""I don't know where I went wrong."" Essie Leslie, deceased mother ""Yes, I kissed him. But I threw up three seconds later."" Drunk high school classmate ""This isn't writing. It's more like learning disgusting secrets."" Miss Nora, former English teacher ""Doesn't surprise me that he wound up plagiarizing his life."" Sgt. Zweitz, Rick's 5th grade teacher ""I've known Rick for 42 years. One of them was pretty good."" Dick Salyer, Sr. VP in advertising ""Only an idiot would use the word pissing in a title. Who's going to ask for a book like that in a bookstore or library."" Anonymous Book Buyer ""Do not listen to anything he's written. It'll mess up your mind."" Dr. Baker, Rick's psychiatrist ""Don't buy this book! It's just one more Rick Leslie scam to make money."" Lee Schneider, best friend ""When we heard he's planning on selling his book at his funeral, rather than be eulogized, we walked away fast."" Simon & Schuster Editor ""The author stole this unbelievably great book from me. He may own the copyright. But I wrote the whole damn thing."" Rick's alter ego"

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Rick Leslie is a former singer/songwriter, adman, network news producer, documentary maker, professional storyteller, and published author. During his multiple careers, he rode with the Mounties, was exposed to cosmic dust at NASA, danced to Cajun music in the Bayou, and pissed in some guy's bottle of Pepto Bismol. Other than that, he's a pretty nice guy.

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