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The foolproof strategies every liberal needs to quickly cut down the conservative threat to America in a verbal smackdown Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives! Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs? Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity? No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard. Learn how to- Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst. Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!

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Author:   Daniel Kurtzman
Publisher:   Sourcebooks, Inc
Imprint:   Sourcebooks, Inc
Edition:   Revised, Updated
Dimensions:   Width: 12.70cm , Height: 3.80cm , Length: 17.80cm
Weight:   0.252kg
ISBN:  

9781402265761

ISBN 10:   140226576
Pages:   240
Publication Date:   01 June 2012
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active
Availability:   In Print  
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Table of Contents

Contents Introduction Chapter 1: What It Means to Be a Liberal What Breed of Liberal Are You? The Liberal Manifesto Rate Your Partisan Intensity Quotient (PIQ) What's Your State of Embattlement? Chapter 2: Know Your Enemy The Conservative Manifesto Frequently Asked Questions about Conservatives A Field Guide to the Conservative Genus Other Conservative Species You May Encounter How to Rate a Conservative's Partisan Intensity Quotient (PIQ) A Glimpse into the Conservative Utopia Chapter 3: Can't We All Just Get Along? A Day in the Life of Conservatives vs. Liberals Battle of the Bumper Stickers What Liberals Say vs. What Conservatives Hear What Conservatives Say vs. What Liberals Hear Common Enemies We Can All Agree to Hate Chapter 4: Basic Training The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective Partisans Do You Suffer from Argumentile Dysfunction? How Not to Be an Asshole The Ten Commandments of Partisan Warfare How to Avoid Unhinged Lunatics How to Detect Bullshit How to Trip Up a Bullshitter How to Spot Logical Fallacies How to Win When You Can't Win Them Over Chapter 5: How to Win Friends While Antagonizing People How to Survive Family Sparring Matches What to Do If You're Sleeping with the Enemy How to Manage Workplace Squabbles How to Clash with Perfect Strangers How to Argue Politics on Facebook and Twitter How to Properly Engage in Internet Flame Wars Chapter 6: Kick-Ass Comebacks to Conservative Nonsense How to Argue with an Obamaphobe How to Argue with Economic Ignoramuses How to Taunt a Tea Partier How to Clash with Clueless Conservatives on Hot-Button Issues How to Argue with Bible-Thumpers How to Rebut Other Conservative Drivel Chapter 7: The Conservative Hall of Shame The Wing of Batshit Crazy The Wing of Douche Bags The Wing of Sex Fiends, Perverts, and Adulterers Chapter 8: How to Use Conservatives' Own Words against Them Stunningly Moronic Conservative Quotes Breathtakingly Delusional Conservative Quotes Shockingly Sociopathic Conservative Quotes After-words When All Else Fails: 125,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives Acknowledgments About the Author

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"DANIEL KURTZMAN chronicles the absurdities of politics as editor of www.politicalhumor.about.com. A former Washington correspondent-turned-political satirist, his work has appeared in the New York Times and the Huffington Post, among other publications. An equal opportunity offender, Kurtzman is author of the dueling humor books, ""How to Win a Fight with a Conservative"" and ""How to Win a Fight with a Liberal."""

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