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Parents today are highly frustrated by kids who reach their mid-20s without achieving mind-boggling wealth and fame. Power Parenting tells mum and dad how to fulfil all their expectations and live the lives they never had through their children. Forget hugs and understanding. This book explains how to push kids, mould them, and do anything necessary to ensure they grow up to fulfil their parent's most wildly unrealistic expectations. Starting from the moment of conception and going all the way through high school, Power Parenting includes step-by-step instructions, whimsical illustrations, and handy tips. Leaving nothing to chance, the book offers parents an opportunity to force their children into one of 19 exciting destinies — from Musical Prodigy, Pro Athlete, and Beauty Queen to Genius, Billionaire, and Super Hero.

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9781612431208

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D. Hornby is so dedicated to molding children that he had two beautiful twins of his own. He lives on a small island in British Columbia and laughs at people with plumbing and store bought clothes. Sean Campbell is childless, so therefore his molding skills are innate. He lives in Vancouver, and once tried to learn how to play the now dusty piano in his house. It mocks him daily. They both write for PseudoExperts.com.

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