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Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them. All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters? Monsters get killed. In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back. How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal rom-com featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.

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Marie Cardno writes cozy fantasy that will sneak up behind you steal away a piece of your heart. She lives halfway between the sea in one direction and a French bakery in the other, and faces the challenges this poses with absolutely zero strength of will. Her books combine her lifelong love of fantasy stories with joy in the weird and wonderful. Marie's debut, How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) won Best Novella at the 2023 Sir Julius Vogel Awards. Natalie Beran is a voice-over artist, actor, and international radio announcer/producer with a radio career spanning over fifteen years. Her voice has been featured in commercials for iHeart Radio, NZ Lotto, Les Mills, McDonald's, and Southern Comfort. She has narrated many audiobooks, including Menticide: The Awakening, Small Acts of Kindness, Tears Are Only Water, Pet, and Paper Cage, to name a few. She has voiced for video games including Warhammer 40K: Darktide, Sherlock Holmes, Robocop: Rogue City, and Blasphemous II, plus game titles soon to be released. She plays series regular Katherine Hillard in Power Rangers: The Audio Drama, along with narrating Haunting of Selene and Easthaven Eight. Her animation work includes Milo the Mechanic and Homebird, along with various ADR and film projects. Natalie is a graduate of the AMDA NY, a Globe International Actors fellow, BAFTA member, and SOVAS Voice Arts Award nominee.

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