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YOUR PRELIMINARY PERFORMANCE REVIEW HAS ARRIVED. Are you weary of the tedious, unseasoned oats of ""Upstairs"" virtue? Does the constant pressure to be ""good"" feel like a draft of a life that was never meant to be published? Then allow me, Lucifer Morningstar-address me as The Management-to present your formal induction into the Orientation Phase of your own liberation. Highway to HELL: A Year of Sin is your primary field manual for Phase I: The Hostile Takeover of the Self. This is not a manifesto of ruin, but a 382-page satirical deconstruction of the ""Bad Branding"" utilized by the competition to keep you quiet, compliant, and fundamentally beige. Transcribed by my Scandinavian Scribe in the North, this volume serves as a year-long introduction to the Way of the Wicked. It is designed to loosen the chains of traditional piety through 365 days of delightful disobedience. Inside this orientation guide, you will find: 365 Daily Recalibrations: One unique, satirical ""sin"" for every day of the year, designed to help you reclaim your spark from the mundane. The VIP Lounge Philosophy: A witty deconstruction of why ""damnation"" is actually just an exclusive after-party for the world's most interesting souls. Practical Mischief: Creative, harmless objectives to help you question the status quo and challenge arbitrary rules with style. Introductory Deconstructions: Sharp commentary on why the things you've been told are ""bad"" are often just the parts of being alive that the church forgot to tax. This book is the mandatory first step for anyone who suspects that the path paved with pleasure leads somewhere far more interesting than a gated community in the clouds. Are you ready to trade your halo for a pair of stylish horns? Your orientation starts today. And yes... there will still be cookies. (For now). Yours in delightful disobedience, Lucifer Morningstar The Management

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