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OverviewAgatha Christie meets Gill Sims in this Christmas murder mystery with a world-weary heroine, for whom getting rid of an unexpected dead body is just another thing to add to the bloody to-do list… And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen… Christmas is all about lists. To do lists. Shopping lists. Lists to bloody Santa. And doesn’t Anna Johnson know it. Waking up on Christmas Eve after the annual Johnson party, she's hungover, exhausted and really sick and tired of Christmas already. All she wants is to tick the last things off her endless list and sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine. But apparently that’s not going to happen any time soon because now her list looks like this: 1. Wrap the presents 2. Peel the potatoes 3. Stuff the turkey 4. Solve the murder of Santa A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she has time for right now, but with police officers who could double as the Chuckle Brothers and a husband and two kids intent on watching Christmas films, it looks like it’s up to her to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before her in-laws arrive. Happy bloody Christmas indeed. –––––––––- 'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny. Don't read on public transport, you'll laugh so hard people will think you're a lunatic.' IAN MOORE ‘This book is so funny, I’m quite annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS 'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific! So piercingly funny, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or wince. A murder mystery brew that beats egg-nog hands down!' J.M. HALL ‘I adored this festive and funny cracker full of glittering one-liners and wit. It’s the perfect Christmas present for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY 'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS Full Product DetailsAuthor: Jo MiddletonPublisher: HarperCollins Publishers Imprint: AVON, a division of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd Dimensions: Width: 12.90cm , Height: 2.20cm , Length: 19.80cm Weight: 0.220kg ISBN: 9780008711108ISBN 10: 0008711100 Pages: 336 Publication Date: 24 October 2024 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: Not yet available ![]() This item is yet to be released. You can pre-order this item and we will dispatch it to you upon its release. Table of ContentsReviews''A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny. Don't read on public transport, you'll laugh so hard people will think you're a lunatic.' – IAN MOORE, bestselling author of Death and Croissants Praise for Jo Middleton's Playgroups and Prosecco: 'A great-big glorious giggle from start to finish. I loved Jo Middleton's debut and can't wait for the next one' – CHRISSIE MANBY 'Both extremely funny and insightful. I loved every page' – KATIE FFORDE 'A funny, fresh, debut with real laugh out loud moments and you'll end up warming to single Mum Frankie so much that you'll be wishing you could crack open a bottle of prosecco with her in real life!' – MIKE GAYLE More praise for Jo Middleton's Playgroups and Prosecco: 'A great-big glorious giggle from start to finish. I loved Jo Middleton's debut and can't wait for the next one' – CHRISSIE MANBY 'Both extremely funny and insightful. I loved every page' – KATIE FFORDE 'A funny, fresh, debut with real laugh out loud moments and you'll end up warming to single Mum Frankie so much that you'll be wishing you could crack open a bottle of prosecco with her in real life!' – MIKE GAYLE 'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny. Don't read on public transport, you'll laugh so hard people will think you're a lunatic.' IAN MOORE ‘This book is so funny, I’m quite annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS 'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific! So piercingly funny, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or wince. A murder mystery brew that beats egg-nog hands down!' J.M. HALL ‘'I adored this festive and funny cracker full of glittering one-liners and wit. It’s the perfect Christmas present for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body.' CHRISSIE MANBY 'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS Praise for Jo Middleton's Playgroups and Prosecco: 'Both extremely funny and insightful. I loved every page' KATIE FFORDE 'A funny, fresh, debut with real laugh out loud moments and you'll end up warming to single Mum Frankie so much that you'll be wishing you could crack open a bottle of prosecco with her in real life!' MIKE GAYLE Author InformationJo Middleton is an award-winning blogger, mum of two daughters, eater of Jaffa Cakes and drinker of gin. She lives in Somerset with her three cats, all named after fictional detectives. Jo has a passion for mysteries, loves escape rooms, and longs to capture a cave full of smugglers. She is also an author, copywriter and one half of the It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere podcast. Playgroups and Prosecco is her first novel. Tab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |