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OverviewAlthough no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one's golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one's anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who's reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: ""I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."" -Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. ""Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"" The husband replied, ""I know, but there isn't just one-there are hundreds!"" Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, ""You're really doing great, aren't you?"" The man replied, ""I'm just doing what you said, Doc-'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"" The doctor said, ""I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"" Belly Laughs is a ""lode"" of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: ""If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places."" Full Product DetailsAuthor: Steven D. PricePublisher: Skyhorse Publishing Imprint: Skyhorse Publishing Dimensions: Width: 14.00cm , Height: 1.80cm , Length: 21.00cm Weight: 0.204kg ISBN: 9781628738209ISBN 10: 1628738200 Pages: 192 Publication Date: 21 August 2014 Audience: General/trade , General , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: Temporarily unavailable ![]() The supplier advises that this item is temporarily unavailable. It will be ordered for you and placed on backorder. Once it does come back in stock, we will ship it out to you. Table of ContentsReviewsAuthor InformationSteven D. Price is the author or editor of forty fiction and nonfiction books, including the bestselling 1001 . . . Things Ever Said series and the award-winning The American Quarter Horse. In the course of his five-decade publishing career, he has been a book and magazine editor and a literary agent. Currently a consulting editor and the ""manuscript doctor"" at Skyhorse Publishing, he is aging nicely in New York City. Tab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |