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Moms have lots of rules. Rules that make NO SENSE. But what if. . . Moms don't realize how silly their rules are? There are perfectly good reasons for running through the living room, sucking your thumb, or any number of things. Moms just don't THINK about beehives in beds, meals with passports, or applesauce having elbows. Mom always says. . . well lots of things really. But what if. . . the rules make no sense? Elbows in My Applesauce is a look into the whimsical and absurd scenarios that make the traditional rules of childhood obsolete. Created for the little loophole finders of the world, you are encouraged to imagine the improbable and impossible scenarios that challenge if Mom really knows what she is talking about when she says you should stay in bed or finish your dinner. For every parent who has heard "". . . but. . ."" and every child who has wondered "". . . what if. . ."", this story speaks to the ridiculous and rebellious side of us all.

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Christina O'Brien ran away from her childhood home in Pennsylvania when she was old enough to cross the street, but she never made it all the way to Timbuktu. Now Christina and her husband live in Fort Wayne, Indiana, with their three daughters and various strays who are always willing to find a loophole in what mom says. When she's not making up rules for her children and cats to ignore, Christina enjoys writing silly stories, reading books in bee-free beds, and finding new ways to not eat her vegetables. She never did learn to not talk to strangers and can be reached at SillyStoriesbyChristina@gmail.com.

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