Dad, You're Not Funny and other Poems

Author:   Steve Turner (Author) ,  David Mostyn
Publisher:   SPCK Publishing
Edition:   2nd edition
ISBN:  

9781915748119


Pages:   96
Publication Date:   17 May 2024
Recommended Age:   From 7 to 9 years
Format:   Paperback
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Have you ever formed a secret club with friends? Or witnessed the flight of a cow? Have you ever heard a duck whistle? You haven't? Then read this book now. As always, Steve Turner's poems present a fresh and quirky view on life. Many of the poems in this collection are about childhood: school and holidays, dreams and monsters, food, friends... This collection of over seventy poems will entertain and interest children both in the classroom and at home. The themes and ideas are thought-provoking as well as witty and fun, and the entertaining cartoons reflect the mood of the poems. Steve Turner is the award-winning author of the best-selling poetry collection The Day I Fell Down the Toilet.

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Author:   Steve Turner (Author) ,  David Mostyn
Publisher:   SPCK Publishing
Imprint:   Lion Cub Books
Edition:   2nd edition
ISBN:  

9781915748119


ISBN 10:   1915748119
Pages:   96
Publication Date:   17 May 2024
Recommended Age:   From 7 to 9 years
Audience:   Children/juvenile ,  Children's (6-12)
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Forthcoming
Availability:   Not yet available   Availability explained
This item is yet to be released. You can pre-order this item and we will dispatch it to you upon its release.

Table of Contents

Introduction Family and Friends The Best Dad 9 Dad, You're not Funny 10 Cranky, Scotty, Mooey and Me 12 Sue Was Two 16 Ten Things Mums Never Say 17 When Grandad Comes to Stay 18 Kisses 19 Shopping with Mum 20 Best Friends 22 Fun and Games The Flying Wheel 23 Pocket Money 24 Mud 26 Digging a Hole 27 Travel Game 28 The Monarch 29 Knocking on Doors 30 Countdown 33 The Fair 34 Tread on a Crack and You Marry a Rat 35 Alphabet 36 You're It! 38 Roads and Places Secrets 39 Lovers' Lane 40 Railway Track 41 Haunted House 42 In Our Garden 44 Jubilee Road 45 Heaven 46 Cathedral 48 Ladies and Gentlemen The Queen of May 49 Rag and Bone Man 50 Cowboy 52 The Teacher's Gift 53 Snogging 54 Teddy Boy 55 Stinker 56 Miss Hart 57 Bobby 58 News and Weather Whether the Weather 59 Christmas 60 New Year's Resolution 62 It's Fun to Have a Fever 63 Fire! 64 PC Buttle 66 In My Day 67 Get Off 68 New Shoes 70 December 19th 71 Birth 72 Body and Spirit Who Am I? 73 The Skull 74 Hair and Teeth and Face and Hands 76 Gingerbread Man 78 Food 79 Elbows 79 With My Hands 80 Ghost Story 82 Ode to a Nose 83 Backwards 84 Animals and Insects The Spider's Excuse 85 Miss Muffett 85 Hey Diddle Diddle 86 Hickory Digital Clock 87 Cat 88 Limerick 89 A Dog Called Nothing 90 Thoughts and Dreams What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up? 91 That Little Word 92 The Wheel 93 Why Are You Late for School? 94 I Want To Be 95 The Future 96

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"""If you read collections of poems by Adrian Mitchell, Roger McGough, Jackie Kay, John Agard, Brian Patten, Kit Wright, Carol Ann Duffy, Steve Turner, Grace Nichols and Benjamin Zephaniah, you'll probably be well set up."" -- Michael Rosen * The Times * ""If you like your poetry to make you laugh, Steve Turner’s your man."" * Daily Telegraph * ""I handed it to my ten-year old, who’s dyslexic and not especially given to reading poetry aloud. He brought the poems to fluent, humorous life, full of expression, at a first reading, clearly getting as much pleasure out of his performance as he gave. It’s not difficult to see why Turner’s first collection, ‘The Day I Fell Down the Toilet’, was so successful."" -- Sara O-Reilly * Time Out * ""Uncovers a seam of humour to which children and adults can relate but which also has more enduring characteristics such as sensitivity and compassion."" * Oxford Times * ""One of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years."" * Sunday Telegraph *"


Author Information

Steve Turner (Author) STEVE TURNER is a performance poet and journalist. Author of several anthologies of adult verse, children's poetry and many rock biographies. David Mostyn (Illustrator) DAVID MOSTYN is a widely published cartoonist and illustrator.

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