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This is crap you don't need to know. But once you start reading, you won't stop. Crap You Don't Need to Know (But Will Read Anyway) is the ultimate bathroom companion - built for the exact 5-15 minutes you're hiding from responsibility on the toilet. Instead of doom-scrolling, you'll load your brain with hilarious facts, weird trivia, and odd history so shocking you'll immediately feel the urge to share them... and ruin a perfectly good dinner conversation later. This is not a textbook. It's not educational in the responsible sense. And it's definitely not polite. It's a bathroom reader for adults packed with 700+ hilarious facts, weird trivia, and odd history - designed to be read in short bursts, laughed at immediately, and repeated loudly at the worst possible social moments. Most trivia books try to make you smarter. This one makes you insufferable (in the best way). Inside this book, you'll discover: Absurd historical events that somehow actually happened Famous people doing things that will permanently lower your respect for them Shocking science and body facts you didn't ask for Accidental inventions that changed the world by mistake Weird trivia that sounds fake but is painfully real Every chapter is structured for bathroom reading: Heavy Hitters - the stories worth ruining dinner over Rapid-Fire Facts - quick reads for short visits Flush Quizzes - test yourself before circulation cuts off to your legs Why this makes the perfect bathroom book: Written for adults, not kids Zero fluff, zero filler - only scroll-stopping facts Start anywhere, stop anytime Designed specifically for toilets, not nightstands A rare book that actually improves bathroom time Perfect gift for: Bathroom readers and toilet book lovers Fans of useless facts and weird history People who love trivia but hate studying Gag gifts that don't feel cheap Anyone who enjoys being the ""Actually..."" person Fair warning: Reading this book may cause extended bathroom visits, awkward silences at dinner, and friends saying, ""Why do you even know that?"" Sit down. Open the book. When you stand up, you'll regret nothing. Everyone else might.

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