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Cyprus wasn't the plan. It was the escape route. After burning out in Stockholm and losing the plot somewhere between airports and ambition, Sebastian von Bülow picked the first Mediterranean island with cheap rent, strong coffee, and at least a 50% chance of emotional resurrection. He ended up in Cyprus - a place where the sun melts your expectations, the cats own everything, and every local repeats the same sacred commandment: siga siga. Slowly, slowly. This is not the ""Mediterranean dream"" from glossy brochures. This is the real Cyprus - hilarious, stubborn, ancient, contradictory, and somehow exactly what he needed. What starts as a quiet reset becomes a full year of absurd encounters, unexpected friendships, and complete surrender to a place that refuses to move faster than a turtle in July. Sebastian quickly discovers the country operates on three time zones: 1. Before coffee. 2. After coffee. 3. Maybe tomorrow. Electricians appear unannounced. Bank clerks require documents that have never existed. Cats levitate onto tables and claim legal tenancy. And the only thing faster than the weather is how quickly your plans disintegrate. But beneath the chaos - or maybe because of it - Cyprus begins to work. Not politely. Not quietly. But deeply. What you'll find inside this book: - The truth about Cypriot heat - not sunshine, but a biblical trial - Stray cats as landlords - and why arguing with them is pointless - The science of halloumi - including what temperature qualifies as ""weaponized cheese"" - The art of the Cypriot no - which sounds like yes, feels like maybe, and means absolutely not - The commandment of siga siga - patience as lifestyle, religion, and survival strategy - Mountains, monasteries, and mysteries - where history isn't past, just slightly delayed - A bureaucratic odyssey - starring stamps, signatures, and one missing document that haunts the entire nation - Unplanned friendships - with locals, baristas, bureaucrats, and an entire feline parliament - The surprising emotional truth of slow living - how an island with no hurry heals people who've forgotten how to breathe Through it all, Sebastian narrates with a mix of self-inflicted suffering, deadpan humor, and genuine affection for a place that becomes home the moment you stop fighting it. This is Cyprus as it truly is: a place where every afternoon feels like an unfinished novel, every street hides a story, and every cat thinks you're the protagonist of their book. Chat with the Cat is the first volume in Sebastian von Bulow's Commandments Series, a nine-book rollercoaster of culture shock, survival rules, and accidental self-reinvention across the world. But this one is different. This is the book where the journey begins. The book where life slows down just enough for you to notice it. Warm, sharp, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny, Chat with the Cat is a love letter to Cyprus - and a reminder that the best adventures don't start with perfect plans. They start when you sit down, breathe out, and let an island full of cats tell you how life is going to be now. Come for the sunshine. Stay for the chaos. Leave with a new commandment: siga siga.

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