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"Cats Don't Fart Right In Your Face Dogs Will Fart All Over The Place. This story is a tribute to my beautiful, kind, and very polite Gray Tabby: Stanley ""Cup"" Frank. He had a tummyache and nothing was making him feel better. I looked at him and thought, If only you could fart, that might help. Then I thought of our hilarious English Springer Spaniel Dog Child, Casey Goofy Hector Protector Gugenheimer Frank, who was the King of Farts. He would sprawl across our coffee table in a crowded room and let out farts like sonic booms. On a scale of 1 to 10, he scored a billion. Everyone would run out of the room covering their noses and gasping for air. There are differences between cats and dogs and we love them all. Just another example: Cats will circle their food And give you THAT LOOK If they don't like it Dogs will sniff anything On the ground And bite it."

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My name is Colleen Frank. I am 73 years young (depending on what day it is) and was born in Vancouver, BC, Canada. I have lived in BC all my life. I have two adult children, my son, David, and my daughter, Noelle. My daughter-in-law is Laura and I have three grandchildren, Evan, Abby, and Bowen. I am also the mother of a big black panther named Ozzie, with golden eyes and a golden heart. I love all animals and am known as the Cat Lady, as I have had many throughout my life, and they are also my children. I love music and hockey and I love to write. I have been writing books, poems, and signs for friends, family, and neighbours for many years relating to personal experiences in their lives, and they have thoroughly enjoyed them. All my stories are based on real life and are simply meant to make people happy.

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