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Buy High, Panic Low: A Smart Idiot's Guide to Stocks, Crypto & Not Going BrokeAre you tired of pretending you understand the stock market? Good. This is not another boring finance book written by a guy in a suit with ten disclaimers and zero jokes. This is real talk for real people who want to invest, grow, and maybe even have a little fun without losing their shirt-or their mind. Whether you're crypto-curious, ETF-confused, or just done Googling ""how to not be broke at 40,"" this book is your no-BS roadmap to surviving the chaos and actually building something that lasts. What You'll Learn (Without Crying): The 80/10/10 Rule: How to balance safe bets, medium-growth plays, and wildcards like a degenerate genius. Crash Survival Tactics: What to actually do when the market tanks-and your app turns blood red. How to Spot BS: From fake crypto gurus to overpriced Discord scams, learn how to dodge the traps. Beginner to Baller: Build your plan at any stage-whether you're 22 and broke, or 52 and tired of pretending. Sample Portfolios by Age & Risk: Plug-and-play ideas that work even if your favorite stock is still Blockbuster. Mindset Over Math: The psychology behind smart investing-without needing a CFA or calculator tattoo. Why This Book Works (and Sells Like Hell): Because it doesn't treat you like an idiot-but also doesn't assume you're a finance bro. It's built for busy people, broke people, smart idiots, and panic scrollers who want to do more than survive-they want to thrive. Even during a recession. Written by Zane Carter, a crypto survivor and market-tested realist who's made (and lost) money in almost everything. Zane turned trial and error into a book you'll actually finish-and laugh while doing it. Who This Book Is For: First-time investors who don't want to get scammed Side hustlers stacking cash and not sure where to put it 9-to-5ers who are ready to grow their savings (without becoming a spreadsheet zombie) Millennials and Gen Z tired of being told ""just buy a house"" Anyone who's Googled ""WTF is an ETF?"" more than once Bonus: You Don't Have to Be PerfectThis isn't about getting rich overnight. It's about building wealth without losing your sanity. With mini exercises, real-world stories, and permission to be human-this is the guide that finally makes personal finance... personal. Final Pitch (Because You're Still Here): If you've ever bought high, panicked low, and questioned your life decisions-this book was written for you. Stop doomscrolling. Start wealth-building. And maybe-just maybe-learn to laugh at the chaos while stacking smarter wins. Scroll up and grab your copy now before your next market dip.

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