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OverviewStart your day with a lie. It's cheaper than therapy. From the author of Tragic Gratitude and Mediocre Mindfulness comes another almost-inspirational guide for the chronically tired and mildly self-aware. Awful Affirmations: Lies I Tell Myself Before 9 A.M. is a darkly funny parody of morning motivation, packed with self-talk that's more honest than helpful. Forget ""you've got this."" This book is for anyone who greets the sunrise with suspicion and a strong cup of coffee. It's a comfort for the quietly exhausted and a wink to those who've tried positive thinking and accidentally achieved mild resentment instead. Perfect for: Coffee addicts, doomscrollers, and reluctant optimists Fans of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck* and Calm the Fck Down* Anyone allergic to toxic positivity, but still in need of a little comfort Witty, minimalist, and quietly relatable, Awful Affirmations reminds us that it's okay to start the day with low expectations - sometimes survival is the win. Repeat after me: I am calm. I am centered. I am completely unprepared for today. Full Product DetailsAuthor: Avery CalmPublisher: Independently Published Imprint: Independently Published Dimensions: Width: 12.70cm , Height: 0.60cm , Length: 20.30cm Weight: 0.113kg ISBN: 9798269484839Pages: 108 Publication Date: 19 February 2026 Audience: General/trade , General Format: Paperback Publisher's Status: Active Availability: Available To Order We have confirmation that this item is in stock with the supplier. It will be ordered in for you and dispatched immediately. Table of ContentsReviewsAuthor InformationTab Content 6Author Website:Countries AvailableAll regions |
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