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A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. ""Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can't count that low."" - Mathly Incorrect Weekly ""The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book."" - Readers Indigestion Digest ""My chair enjoyed it more than I did."" - Better Homes & Bookends ""Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has."" - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly ""My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot."" - Parenting Panic Quarterly ""Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed."" - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks ""Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain."" - IQ Not Included ""A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed."" - The London Foghorn ""This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less."" - Forgetful & Free Newsletter ""If I could unread it, I would. Twice."" - Amnesia Weekly

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Andrew Abel is originally from Helsby, Cheshire, England. He is now a software developer and lives in Silicon Valley, California with his wife, Angela. He developed a love of spoken rhyme from his grandfather, Wilfred Harrison, who loved to recite poems.

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