Overview
The Only Golf Book That Improves Your Excuses... Not Your Swing Every golfer knows the truth: blaming yourself is the one thing that's never in play. The Golfers' Guide to Excuses is the ultimate laugh-out-loud manual for turning every shank, slice, and topped shot into a story worth telling. Packed with over 250 brilliantly absurd excuses for every on-course disaster, this book arms you with the perfect response for when your ball's in the trees, the bunker, or mysteriously in someone's backyard. From ""the sun was in my eyes"" to ""my clubs are allergic to this grass,"" you'll never be caught speechless again. Inside, you'll discover how to: Blame weather patterns that don't exist Throw your equipment under the bus (but keep playing with it) Shift the blame to playing partners, course design... or supernatural forces Sell a triple bogey as a heroic near-par Master the art of excuse delivery so convincing, you might even believe it yourself Perfect for: Golfers who never admit fault Friends who say ""I played well... just scored badly"" Weekend warriors and 19th-hole storytellers Anyone who enjoys the game more for the laughs than the leaderboard Also includes: Excuse inspiration straight from the pros (yes, they do it too) Bizarre golf trivia to distract from your score Absolutely zero tips to improve your game-but plenty to protect your pride Whether it's for a birthday, Father's Day, retirement, or just to mess with your golf buddies, this is the gag gift that keeps on giving... one bad shot at a time.
Full Product Details
Author: Ricky Woods
Publisher: Bemberton
Imprint: Bemberton
Dimensions:
Width: 15.20cm
, Height: 0.80cm
, Length: 22.90cm
Weight: 0.213kg
ISBN: 9781915833839
ISBN 10: 1915833833
Pages: 154
Publication Date: 27 June 2025
Audience:
General/trade
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General
Format: Paperback
Publisher's Status: Active
Availability: Available To Order
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Reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Claudette K. (USA) Hilarious Book!!! Love this book!!!! So much great humor in it. Perfect for taking out on the course and using the excuses on your friends when your score is going the wrong way. Definitely worth a few laughs. Definitely recommend buying. 5-star indeed.
Author Information
Ricky Woods is a lifelong sports addict with a realistic understanding of his own abilities: enthusiastic, committed, and absolutely not destined for greatness. Whether he's hacking his way around a golf course, tangling fishing lines, convincing himself cycling uphill builds ""character,"" or redefining what counts as ""running,"" Ricky brings the same energy: try hard, swear harder, and laugh hardest.Lover of sports, master of excuses, Ricky gives 100%... of what he's got left. When he's not out playing badly, he's watching the pros do it properly from the safety of his couch - loudly offering advice they definitely don't need. He calls it ""staying realistic.""Ricky has always believed in laughing at yourself first... mostly because everyone else will beat you to it.
