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WARNING: This IS the WORST Elf Book in the Whole Entire World Elves = magic, toys, joy, and candy canes, right? WRONG. Because Nameless the Rock does NOT like elves. He doesn't trust elves. He doesn't even know why elves need their own book. There's glitter. There were candy canes-until the elf ate them all. There's a sleigh. On fire. And Santa? Missing. And of course, the elf is way too cheerful about all of it. (He made one toy. It was a stick.) Nameless just wants peace and quiet. Maybe a nap by the fire. But instead, he's trapped in Elfmas-and it's somehow getting worse by the page. Still-because Joey Acker's books never behave- a weird, kinda-happy ending sneaks in anyway. Ugh. YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE ✔️ Funny Christmas or winter stories with ridiculous twists ✔️ Grumpy narrators and overly-happy elves ✔️ Glitter, chaos, and unhelpful ""helping"" ✔️ Humor that makes kids AND grown-ups laugh out loud ✔️ Picture books that don't take the holidays seriously

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