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Do you spend hours refreshing your news feed, diving into every new crisis, and spiraling into the abyss of endless bad news? Are you ready to stop being just another anxious browser and start mastering the art of doom scrolling like a true professional? ""Doom Scrolling For Serious Professionals"" is the ultimate guide to turning your late-night news binge into a full-fledged career path-well, kind of. With a blend of humor, absurdity, and real-life coping strategies, this book walks you through everything you need to know to become a serious professional in the art of doom scrolling. Inside, you'll discover: How to set up the perfect doom scrolling station, complete with the right lighting, snacks, and seating for optimal anxiety absorption. Techniques for navigating the treacherous jungle of comment sections, decoding headlines, and dealing with conspiracy theorists like a pro. How to laugh in the face of chaos and find humor in even the most absurd news cycles. Sneaky strategies for pretending to take a break from doom scrolling (but not really). A glimpse into the elite world of professional doom scrollers who work for governments, shadowy organizations, and secret societies-and how you could be invited to join their ranks! Whether you're an amateur scroller looking to up your game or a seasoned news junkie ready to take things to the next level, this book is your go-to guide for surviving-and thriving-in a world of non-stop bad news. Because if the world is going to fall apart, you might as well scroll through it like a professional. ""Doom Scrolling For Serious Professionals"" is for anyone who wants to find balance in a chaotic world, laugh at the absurdity of it all, and maybe, just maybe, turn their panic-filled habit into something productive (or at least amusing). Ready to start your new career? Grab your device, get comfortable, and let's start scrolling.

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