Auditing the Vampire: A Cozy Paranormal Rom-Com of Monsters and Metrics

Author:   Thalen Royce
Publisher:   Independently Published
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9798199033596


Pages:   384
Publication Date:   28 May 2026
Format:   Paperback
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Auditing the Vampire: A Cozy Paranormal Rom-Com of Monsters and Metrics


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Auditing the Vampire: A Cozy Paranormal Rom-Com of Monsters and Metrics Ancient warlords conquer through blood and magic. I conquer through legally binding contracts and strict sleep schedules. Taking over as the property manager for a secluded estate was supposed to be a simple exercise in organizational efficiency. The fact that my new employer, Zaelen, is a thousand-year-old, terrifyingly powerful vampire hiding from a global council? Just another variable to manage. While other humans might run screaming from a house guarded by a werewolf pack and surrounded by kinetic magic traps, I thrive on the structure. I have the budget balanced, the linen closets organized, and the resident apex predator completely complying with his mandatory downtime. But when a feral magical siege hits our borders and the Vampire High Council arrives demanding Zaelen's surrender, they expect a war. They bring ancient curses, aristocratic arrogance, and a standing army. I bring a clipboard, a blue pen, and a complete monopoly on their city's magical supply chains. The only thing harder than auditing a supernatural war is managing my own romantic risk matrix. Zaelen is fiercely protective, unfairly devoted, and completely willing to burn the world to the ground to keep me safe. According to my official ""Pros and Cons"" spreadsheet, dating an immortal is a logistical nightmare. But as Zaelen enthusiastically submits to my every rule, I'm starting to realize my math might be delightfully wrong. If you love hyper-competent heroines, slow-burn supernatural romance, and defeating terrifying monsters with flawless administrative logistics, step into Zaelen's Sanctuary today!

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Author:   Thalen Royce
Publisher:   Independently Published
Imprint:   Independently Published
Dimensions:   Width: 15.20cm , Height: 2.00cm , Length: 22.90cm
Weight:   0.513kg
ISBN:  

9798199033596


Pages:   384
Publication Date:   28 May 2026
Audience:   General/trade ,  General
Format:   Paperback
Publisher's Status:   Active
Availability:   Available To Order   Availability explained
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